Happenings

My brain hurts

Hotter than … you fill in the blank

Who needs tacos on Tuesday when you can have empanadas on Thursday?

Sleep. It does a body good.

I’m pretty tired. I think I’ll go home now.

When the girl behind the counter looks at you funny

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

You wouldn’t want to be named Sanderson this week

It’s the thought that counts … right?

The most important topic of 1,000 years ago

When you’ve had enough of automation

The royal flush

A very important question for parents of adult children

Prepare yourself for leaving the house

It’s right in front of my face

My eyebrows are singed

Be brave and explore the ghosts of insanity

Everything is somewhere

A dead bunny is a bad omen

Unless you’re gluten free

Spring is here, and so is sneezing.

As if puppies need their own day to celebrate cuteness

Because traveling on a cruise ship may make you sea sick

Avoidance is the best policy

A love letter to my best friend

I hate alligators. And crocodiles. And sharks. And everything in nature.

A blue light filter from the blue birdie

The mouse lost

It’s very exclusive

Just think of all those Thanksgiving smells …

Thank you for not being in my face

The ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Yet To Come

The only time our house is clean

Everything changed in 50 text messages

Taking a moment to reflect

On going away and leaving someone else responsible for your dog …

Will poison ivy ever go away? Short answer: no

Break on through to the other side

Worth more than the housing market

A recap of all the Covid ridiculous

Let’s all fight over a table

I’m the luckiest woman alive

Will we ever get back to normal? Maybe. But it might be a new normal

Here comes Joe with no tail / Hopping down the bunny trail / Hippity hop / Hippity hop on his way!

Doggies have been returned

Them lucky bastards

If you can afford it

You can never get the first time back. Ever.

Finally getting my act together

A big shoutout to the new year … it’ll be better than the last

Will I ever see you IRL again?

Hells yeah to time off!

Cuz no one else is gonna

Writing NaNoWriMo 2020

Move over, Spongebob Squarepants

Pull the curtains shut

Will I ever see you again

Me and Pinterest have a love/hate relationship … mostly hate

Before you are old AF