Table of Contents
- 1 The Book Promos
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2 Happenings
- 2.1 Ivy X Post Contact Poison Ivy Treatment Gel (4 oz. Tottle) - Removes Poison Ivy, Poison Oak, & Poison Sumac Oils From Skin & Protects Against Itchy Rashes
- 2.2 Bonide Poison Oak & Ivy Killer, 32 oz Ready-to-Use Spray for Home Gardening, Fast-Acting Formula Kills the Roots
- 2.3 Poison Ivy Soap โ All Natural Relief from Poison Ivy, Poison Oak, or Poison Sumac - 1 Pack
- 2.4 Ortho GroundClear Poison Ivy & Tough Brush Killer - Ready to Use with Comfort Wand, Poison Ivy Killer, Also Kills Poison Oak, Kudzu, Wild Blackberry, Vines & More, 1.33 gal.
- 2.5 Bonide B07CG8XHC3 Products 506 Poison Ivy and Oak Killer, 32-Ounce-2 Pack, Multicolor
- 2.6 Urgent Care Treatment For Poison Ivy: Everything You Need To Know About Poison Ivy: How Can I Cure Poison Ivy Fast
- 2.7 Quick & Effective Poison Ivy Treatments: How To Relieve A Poison Ivy, Oak Or Sumac Rash In 24 Hours: How To Identify Poison Ivy Rash
- 2.8 Poison Oak & Ivy Killer Ready To Use, 32 Fl. Oz. (946 ml)
- 2.9 Green Poison Ivy Treatment & Relief salve, Natural Poison Ivy Cream For Soothing Irritation, Protecting Skin & Relieving Pain & Itching, 1.82 Oz
- 2.10 An Introduction to the Course
- 2.11 You Might Also Like ...
Today, I want to talk about the evil little bastards known as poison ivy (Toxicodendron radicans) and, by extension, its evil cousin, poison sumac (Toxicodendron vernix). Not everyone in the world is susceptible to these plants, but I can say with all scientific fact and proof that my husband and I make up for their lack of an allergic reaction. Over the last few weeks, weโve been in a war.

The poison ivy did a few airstrikes and sent in some ground troops, and it was successful in winning the Battle of the Bastards โฆ oh wait, thatโs me dreaming of being in Westeros.*
* In my mind, Westeros is a place much like the Garden of Eden.
Poison Ivy is so insidious that it can grow anywhere. And when I mean anywhere, I mean anywhere โ it can spread on the ground like the fun, happy ivy (I can this ivy โThe Snake Pitโ), up trees, up the side of your house, through other weeds, and even within the grass.
Whatโs worse is that itโs hard to kill. We learned the hard way that you need to wear a ton of clothing, and preferably you throw it all out** after each use.***
(I recommend a hazmat suit.)
But, with everything in life, the right tools make the job a whole lot easier. In this case, we needed to prepare better for battle. So, we bought gloves that are really entire suits made out of plastic. And boots. And two miracle products โ one called IvyX (which we bought in a gallon-size jug โฆ you can never be too prepared, folks) and Bentonite Clay.
Cuz you’ll need it:

And some more uses of jewelweed:

Actually, both products are bentonite clay. The IvyX is just in a lotion form. Lots of cosemetic products have this stuff in it, like sunscreen and foundation. And this absolutely wonderful clay mask called Mint Julep that I have been using for, like, forever. Iโm fairly certain my mother used to use it on my buttocks after pooping in my diaper,**** thatโs how good it is.
My husband bought several large gallons of RoundUp. Which is a good soldier against poison ivy, but not a super soldier. They donโt make stuff like they used to.
Who knows what this war would be like. Like Afghanistan, my husband and I might be up in arms the next 20 years, at which time, the poison ivy will become someone elseโs problem. (Does one need to disclose a poison ivy war to the next potential home buyer? Hmmm.)
** Donโt throw out your clothes because I am just kidding. You wash your stuff with detergent.
*** But seriously, Iโm contemplating throwing out everything in my house except my dog.
**** I say this because the stuff looks like baby diaper poop. Without the smell.
The Book Promos
This newsletter, I am happy to show you the Alex Payne thriller series by Audrey Walker. The book is titled Payne.
This is an FBI thriller, available to read for 99 cents or for free with the Kindle Unlimited. You can get two months free or right now, Amazon has a 6 months special running for $30 (thatโs half-price)!
Happenings
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For whatever reason, Revue decided not to publish what I wrote my last newsletterโs Happenings section. Now, I am sure that you were waiting with baited breath to know what I have been reading lately, and you were devastated when you couldnโt know.
The last few weeks, I have been reading Dreamsongs I and Dreamsongs II by George Martin. Yes, thatโs the guy who wrote The Game of Thrones. Iโve been mostly interested in how a hugely popular fantasy writer got his start (he has some awesome memoir-style sections) as well as what a fantasy short story even is about. Iโm so used to those Bible-sized fantasy novels like Tolkien writes, and this has been a nice change of pace.
Several of these stories are science fiction, which I am not interested in writing (or reading). But one story titled โIce Dragonโ is particularly cool. You can see that he had the concept of Game of Thrones all the way back then. For fans of GoT, you will definitely see the connection there.
Iโm thinking of writing a series of fantasy short stories and novellas next โ some exclusive to this mailing list, and others for sale on Amazon. They would all be set in the same world, and the overarching story would develop as each one went along.
Let me know what you think!
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Bonide Poison Oak & Ivy Killer, 32 oz Ready-to-Use Spray for Home Gardening, Fast-Acting Formula Kills the Roots
$8.99
Poison Ivy Soap โ All Natural Relief from Poison Ivy, Poison Oak, or Poison Sumac - 1 Pack
Ortho GroundClear Poison Ivy & Tough Brush Killer - Ready to Use with Comfort Wand, Poison Ivy Killer, Also Kills Poison Oak, Kudzu, Wild Blackberry, Vines & More, 1.33 gal.
Bonide B07CG8XHC3 Products 506 Poison Ivy and Oak Killer, 32-Ounce-2 Pack, Multicolor
$17.22
Urgent Care Treatment For Poison Ivy: Everything You Need To Know About Poison Ivy: How Can I Cure Poison Ivy Fast
Quick & Effective Poison Ivy Treatments: How To Relieve A Poison Ivy, Oak Or Sumac Rash In 24 Hours: How To Identify Poison Ivy Rash
Poison Oak & Ivy Killer Ready To Use, 32 Fl. Oz. (946 ml)
$13.00
Green Poison Ivy Treatment & Relief salve, Natural Poison Ivy Cream For Soothing Irritation, Protecting Skin & Relieving Pain & Itching, 1.82 Oz
$11.37